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Sunday, November 11, 2012
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
Episodes 47/48/49
Episode 47 : Obamanation
"It's the most wonderful tttiiimmmeeee, of every 4 yearssss." With less than a month to go before the election Terry, Chris, Brad, Phil(osopher) discuss the 2012 presidential election, Big Bird, Snoop Lion's (surprise)endorsement, and Michael Jordan as the defender from the alien apocalypse.
Fresh off the 2nd presidential debate of the century 0-12, Terry, Chris, Brad, and Phil(osopher), discuss the lively debates between the rulers of the free wor, um, I mean president of the United States. And more importantly, the true definition of "snaking".
In our 1st segment, Phil(osopher) interviews the internet obsession Karma Rocket, and the normal crew openly talk about what's happened so far on The Walking Dead.
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Banner talk after the jump.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Zombie Files: The Cadence of the Dead - End Game
42 months ago:
As I came to from being knocked unconscious, I felt
like part of my head was missing I’d been hit so hard. The blood wasn’t new though,
blood was everywhere. The smell, the sight, even the taste…but there was
something new though. In my mind, in my memories, there was something
different. Something I wish had never come back.
Monday, October 8, 2012
The Cadence of the Dead - Part Three
42 months ago:
Just before the bullet left the gun, I heard, “Wait!” BLAM! My fingers then went numb and my
mouth fell to ground, opened wide in amazement. I slowly muttered, “A human...”
I heard a scream, “No! What the hell did you do?!” Before thinking any further,
I was knocked unconscious.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Zombie Files: Exiled at Sea - The Finale
Down With the
Ship
The unlocked door to Moore's room
swung open as Gerard walked though it with his pistol drawn. The guards had
absconded once the fire had consumed The
Hyperion's lower levels, so there was no one to impede him. Gerard saw
Moore sitting behind a large, mahogany desk drinking a glass of single malt scotch contently.
“I was wondering
when someone would walk through my door looking to put a bullet in my head,”
Moore said as he took a long sip from his glass. “Come in, have a drink before
you kill me.”
Gerard closed the
door behind him and took a seat. Admiral Moore tipped the bottle of scotch over
into an empty glass as liquor splashed carelessly over the sides.
“Do you know who I
am?” Gerard asked the man.
“Well, I know you're
not the Butcher. You have his mask, but I'd be dead already if you were really
him. If I had to wager, I'd say the explosion that's currently sinking my ship
was the result of the real Butcher.
So, to answer your question, I don't really give a fuck who you are.”
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Zombie Files: Exiled at Sea - Part Five
He Who Fights Monsters
Before Gerard could
utter another word to his father, Forrest and the rest of the islanders
surrounded the both of them. They were armed with the spoils of their victory
that day. Forrest spoke with a new found sense of leadership as well, “What are
you doing with the Butcher, Gerard?”
“That's impossible,
this man is my father. His name is Richard, and there's no way he could be that
merciless maniac,” Gerard insisted as he moved closer to his father, blocking
their line of fire. They would have none of that.
Zombie Files: The Cadence of the Dead Part Two
48 months ago:
Every
time I closed my eyes I saw flashes that started when Jacob and I left the
city. The flashes began as nightmares, and then they slowly approached the
surface as lucid dreams, becoming instant memories of constant surreal images. Some
of those images were fragmented and blurry, but some were clear as day. Nothing
made sense anymore, between slipping into REM and waking to real life.
Everything began to blend together and I frequently forgot what was real. When
I slept, I saw a little girl with a blurry face surrounded by plants as she
crouched down, holding her knees. I could hear her laughing and whispering,
“You found me!” I saw her again in the backseat of a car, with a pacifier
clutched in her hand. I saw a crib with a yellow blanket in it and a voice in
the background singing her to sleep. I saw many things that didn’t make sense,
but they slowly started to seem oddly familiar and peaceful. When I woke up,
the electricity was out, the food was gone, the smell of rotting flesh never
ceased to be incredibly rancid. Gunfire was rapid and constant with screaming
in between, hospital buildings were evacuating and burning, and the local
animal shelters freed their animals out into an even crueler world than they
were brought into. People were running and Ferals were chasing them, but
eventually there were no more people to chase. Every movement turned into
shuffling and every sound turned into low grumbling. There was no more order to
the surrounding chaos. After fleeing the city and staying in a nearby town didn’t
suffice, eventually there wasn’t even ONE place the Ferals couldn’t get to. The
only temporary getaway was the mountains, so Jacob and I packed our bags once
again.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Friday, August 31, 2012
Zombie Files: Maya's Calendar - Conclusion
DARE TO KNOW
Memories were swimming through Maya’s subconscious
as wild beasts newly released from captivity. Thoughts that were buried deeper
than bodies began to rise to the surface of her mind. Dark and dead, these
memories should have remained beyond the veil of synaptic fire. Nonetheless,
few forces are able to inhibit the mind whenever it becomes unchained. Memories
begin to reveal secrets when the mind dares to know itself.
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Friday, August 17, 2012
Zombie Files: Exiled at Sea - Part Four
Beneath the Mask
Gerard stared out
at the ocean in anticipation as Archer recovered the pistols and other gear
from the raiders' bodies. They let Sage make his way to a nearby camp to rest,
but they told him not to speak of the coming raiders yet. The goon who had
fired the flare was still hobbling along the beach, so Gerard slowly made his
way to him. Sand crunched underneath his feet as he reached the injured
man.
“Please, don't kill
me,” he pleaded.
“Keep quiet,”
Gerard instructed as he stomped down on his wounded leg. The man cried out in
pain.
“I need you to
deliver a message to Moore for me. Tell him he can send as many men as he can
muster, but it won't matter. The time for subjugation has passed. We will be
the ones standing on this beach tomorrow, when the sun rises. Now, one last
thing. Where are the Jet Skis you used to get here?”
“Down that way,
another half mile,” he pointed. “We pulled them into the treeline to keep them
hidden from your people.”
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Zombie Files: Maya's Calendar - Part Four
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Spring 2: The Dream Long Forgotten
Mom didn't like mosquitoes. No, she hated them! When my brother and I were young, my mother used to scream at us about malaria or AIDS or something. My brother had it the worst. For some reason, mosquitoes loved his blood...anyways, I need to stay focused. The mosquitoes here are huge and unrelenting. The Florida swamps breed monsters, and all of them are not Mannys. It makes me think about what would happen if a mosquito sucks the blood out of a Manny and then bites me. What would happen? I can't think about that right now. I must get to New York...
~Maya
~Maya
Monday, August 13, 2012
Zombie Files: Bartle Four Part 2
Bartle Four Part 2: Born to Die
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Zombie Files: Exiled at Sea - Part Three
A Fire in the Sky
The wild boar
finally entered his field of vision, so Gerard readied his aim against the
hulking creature. A shrill squeal
pierced the air as it fell to the ground. “You're getting pretty good at using that bow,” Archer called out to him
from behind a bush. “If we salt the
meat, this pig will keep us all fed for at least a week or two.”
“It's just like you
explained it earlier: Visualize yourself making the shot in your mind's eye,
then follow through with it,” Gerard recited the man's valuable advice back to
him.
“Correct,”
he exclaimed as he gave Gerard a light slap on the shoulder. Even without sight, Archer was never one to
lack his bearings. They placed a tarp
beside the area and pulled the wild pig's remains onto it. As they began making their way back, with the
boar in tow, Gerard heard a rustling in the trees around them. He dismissed it as the wind and his mind
playing tricks on him. However, Archer
did not feel this way as he immediately dropped the tarp and sprang around with
his bow, ready to loose an arrow.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Zombie Files: Maya's Calendar - Part Three
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Winter 1: A Sheep Among Wolves
All of the news regarding the Apocalypse is becoming nonexistent. This is the scariest part of the whole thing. I have been keeping up with events via my Smartphone. Every YouTube video and social networking site shows you more and more of the horror in the world. In some countries, the winter storms have silenced entire governments. The dead is overrunning India and China faster than any medieval conqueror. Battling the Mannys AND the weather is a losing scenario. Luckily, I'm in South Florida. Hopefully, it's not too bad where I'm headed. I must get to New York...
~Maya
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Podcast Notes (episodes 37-42)
I've become a bit lax (read: lazy) about updating the blog with information and links on the latest episodes of Dash Files, so it's high time I fix that:
Episode 37: Millennials.
In this episode we focus on one topic, Millenials. We focus on the the circumstances that shape our generation. The declining value of college, rising student loans, jobs, new forms of communications, social media, voter suppression, and our generations place in history are all discussed.
Episode 38: Still Working
Frank is back from England, Bradward moves in, and Travis is still silent. We get used to living with a dog, the birth of a think tank, Frank adventures backpacking in Europe, college exams, travel tales, Bonnaroo plans are the evening's topics.
The rest of the missing episode descriptions after the jump:
Episode 37: Millennials.
In this episode we focus on one topic, Millenials. We focus on the the circumstances that shape our generation. The declining value of college, rising student loans, jobs, new forms of communications, social media, voter suppression, and our generations place in history are all discussed.
Episode 38: Still Working
Frank is back from England, Bradward moves in, and Travis is still silent. We get used to living with a dog, the birth of a think tank, Frank adventures backpacking in Europe, college exams, travel tales, Bonnaroo plans are the evening's topics.
The rest of the missing episode descriptions after the jump:
The Banner: Zombie Files
As you probably have noticed we're in the middle of rolling out the Zombie Files a series of original post-apocalyptic stories written by the Dash Files collective. If you haven't already, bookmark this site and check back often as we have more Zombie Files, and Dash Files podcasts on the horizon. Beyond that we're thinking up exciting new directions to take Dash Files, so do us a favor and spread the word.
-Bradward
-Bradward
Zombie Files: The Cadence of the Dead
“You hear about the end of the world all the
time on TV, in books, and in classrooms. You never think that it can happen to
YOUR world. Well, it did happen…and not a single human being was prepared for
it.” –The President of the United States
Monday, July 30, 2012
Zombie Files: Maya's Calendar - Part Two
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Autumn 1: The Heart Grows Fonder
They remind me of mannequins. Sometimes when it's really quiet and dark, they look like black mannequins littering the streets. They can no longer be considered human because they are dead. Dead humans don't walk or feed tirelessly on the living. These lifeless monsters are not the same as me. I'm sure that the world will fall to these Mannys and they will be the only "life" left on Earth. I just don't think anyone has the willpower to survive and reproduce all that has been lost. I pray I don't become a Manny. I pray I don't end up like my mom and brother. I must get to New York...
~Maya
They remind me of mannequins. Sometimes when it's really quiet and dark, they look like black mannequins littering the streets. They can no longer be considered human because they are dead. Dead humans don't walk or feed tirelessly on the living. These lifeless monsters are not the same as me. I'm sure that the world will fall to these Mannys and they will be the only "life" left on Earth. I just don't think anyone has the willpower to survive and reproduce all that has been lost. I pray I don't become a Manny. I pray I don't end up like my mom and brother. I must get to New York...
~Maya
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Zombie Files: Exiled at Sea - Part Two
Adrift. . .
After the Sun had beaten Gerard into
submission, he struggled to stay afloat the freezing waters. He began slipping in and out of consciousness
after night had fell, and his arms had grown weary from being shackled
together. The ocean water stung at his
red wrists and swollen hands. Inescapable
blackness threatened to swallow him whole if he were tempted to give into its
underwater allure.
Memories of his childhood danced across his
mind like synaptic home-movies. Playing
catch with dad, his mother teaching him to read, running to their bedroom
during a thunderstorm and other recollections swam along side him in the
water. His father had been a successful,
mechanical engineer, and his mother worked as a nurse in the ICU at the local
hospital. The whole family had decided
on a cruise vacation that summer because of his parent's 15 year
anniversary. It was supposed to be a
two-week trip around the Bahamas, but it turned permanent once the feeder
plague had decimated the world's population.
Gerard's father had even helped The Hyperion's crew repair their
engine after a critical failure had immobilized the large vessel days after the
initial outbreak. The surrounding
islands had turned into a tumultuous war-zone, so they were forced to stay at
sea for a long while. Whole cities
burned, and the putrid smoke filled the air for weeks on end.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Zombie Files: Bartle Four
I try shifting my weight across the door to get a better
look at the man lying across the room. Watching the man carefully I decide the
twitching is just dying neurons sending their final signals because it is too
soon for him to be changing. Black spots are dancing around my vision’s outskirts
for every tiny movement results in excruciating pain. This bullet in my gut feels
like a termite trying to burrow its way deeper into my internal organs but I
have to be ready for when he changes. The thing that unsettles me the most
about them, the Vacant, is the emptiness in their eyes. The Vacant appear as
nothing more than a shell of someone from long ago that refuses to die.
Endlessly shuffling from one place to the next consuming life and leaving a
wake of death. They almost remind me of myself. I check my Jericho 941 F and
see I only have three 9mm bullets left. Sliding back the chamber I flip the
safety off and wait for my friend to come back from the dead with the one
desire of eating me.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Zombie Files: Maya's Calendar
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Summer 1: Skulls and Fire
I miss my mom and my little brother more than I can handle. Practically every day I cry harder and harder because I know that they are never coming back. The world isn't coming back. All of my hopes and dreams, including finishing high school, will never happen. I will never see my mom again or laugh at my brother's corny jokes. I will never go on more dates or ever get married. Sometimes I wish that I had the guts to kill myself. Any place is better than now. I have survived two years alone. In the times that I had companionship, it was usually against my will. The dead walking seems normal to me now. There are ten times as many Mannys than live humans. The people left behind have to endure the hell that remains. I have only one mission. I must get to New York...
~Maya
Zombie Files: Exiled at Sea
The Hand or the
Drink?
Saltwater invaded Gerard's nostrils as he awoke to the
laughter of his captors. It seemed the
guards had chosen to wake him less than gently that morning; the day of his
trial. His sentence would be decided
upon by a tribunal consisting of three different ships' captains. Unfortunately, the only vote that actually
mattered was decided by Admiral Moore, the self-appointed captain of the
massive cruise liner named The Hyperion and the Savior of The Fleet. Once the U.S. was overwhelmed with feeders,
Moore's group had no choice but to look to the sea in hopes of finding an
uninhabited island to hold out on. His
savior moniker was earned by leading an exodus of ragtag ships off the coast of
Florida nearly five years ago in search of such a place. Some say he had killed as many humans as he
had feeders. These were stories that
Gerard had heard growing up as a child that seemed heroic if not so
apocryphal.
Moore was not a forgiving man however, and
Gerard had accidentally killed a captain's son in the galley two days
prior. Working late, Gerard was in the
kitchen when a drunken stranger had approached and insulted him for working
such a lowly job. Gerard had quipped
back, “Not everyone can be born a captain's son.” The man's face had gone blood red with that
jibe and he waited til Gerard finished his shift to resume the
hostilities. However, it wouldn't have
ended the way it did had the man not pulled a knife on him. Gerard would have been hanged and thrown over
the bow of the ship immediately for his crime had he not been only 15 years
old.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Bloggaroo 2012.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Dash Files Presents: Mojito Mix
After staying up wwwaaayyy too late listening to Boiler Room podcasts I got the urge to make a mixtape. I've been off from work the past few days so I thought it was appropriate to make a chilled-out summer mix. I hope you enjoy.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
A Post Apocalyptic Post Rock Playlist
The Lonely Road |
School has finally become a distant thought and summer has
been warmly embraced. The tug of war over my so called free timed has ceased
and activities once shrugged off now seem feasible. Once the debt to my
biological sleep debt is repaid I will indulge in my guilty pleasure of
wondering the waste. Nothing beats the soft click of a Geiger counter as you
rummage through a desk inside of an abandoned school left baron after a nuclear
winter. Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas will always be some of my favorite
games to come out this generation of gaming and I consider both games timeless.
Yes, both games have been criticized for being laced with glitches but the good
far outweighs the bad. When you are presented a nuclear apocalyptic wasteland
full of monsters, bloodthirsty bandits, and people living in villages built on
grains of humanity you can forgive Bethesda Softworks for a few glitches. However that is not the reasoning behind this blog. Seeing
the blog hasn’t gotten a new music playlist in awhile I decided to throw up a post rock playlist I throw on when I roam the waste.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Summer Sketches, Vol.1
Pedobear v. Zombie - Edward Castle |
Sunday, May 20, 2012
What If...You Accidentally Time Traveled?
Photo: Suren Manvelyan
What if you accidentally time traveled ? What year would it be? Do you remember how you looked or how you behaved? How would it work? What if you got caught? What if there were others like you, but they were hiding?
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
May Banner
Dash Files via Minecraft. Netherrack, flint and steel, dirt, and rock. |
One day I'll write an epic post about Minecraft, but not today. No, today I'll spend hours upon hours digging holes in search of precious minerals or randomly generated castles. Isn't that what summer is all about?
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Social Network Circa. 1912.
Monday, April 9, 2012
The American Dream Bailout
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Episode 36: Dash Files International
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
The Mind of Swerve 2: Swerving Harder Vol. 2- Feb. '06
You know you love it.
Well, we meet again. In an effort to make my Swerve personality more transparent, I will continue to pretend that this blog is my therapist. My first post about Swerve was just an appetizer; a snack for those who were hungry, but a warning for those scared to dive deeper. This post features more explanations as to why I wrote what I did, and what the metaphors mean. Again, this Swerve piece was written in stream-of-consciousness fashion. To be honest, it was never actually "finished." Luckily for you guys and gals, I can actually remember what most of it means. As I dig through the rubble of my mind to uncover the gems, I hope that your voyeuristic urges are satisfied.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
The Inherent Art of Game Mechanics
thatgamecompany's Journey |
It
seems every year there are one or two games come out that the
gaming community surrounds and proclaims, “See, games can be art.” thatgamecompany's Journey looks to be 2012's “See, games are art” game. So every year along with the adoration comes a
backlash of people who argue games are not art or that games are
inherently unable to be art. Roger Ebert infamously proclaimed
“Video games can never be art" and still to this day probably
gets more e-mails about that article then junk mail about home loans
and penis enhancers- combined. Countless people have refuted Ebert's
arguments so I won't rehash that here.
After the jump: A beardstrokingly long article containing my opinion on the art game debate (in short, yes they can be) the artistic merit of dead sharks, Mario's best mechanic and some Metal Gear Solid 4 spoilers, (which if you haven't played it yet, either shame on you)
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Nintendo 3DS
My relationship with Nintendo’s handhelds has always been a
rocky one for me. From broken parts to greedy hands I have had three Nintendo
handhelds (Gameboy, Gameboy advance, and a DS) break beyond functioning
properly and had two Nintendo DS stolen from me. Now, I find myself yet again
with a portable Nintendo product and can’t help but wonder what fun times and
heartbreaks await my new Nintendo 3DS future. My experience so far has been a
pleasant one so I decided to give a little write up on some of the good and bad
that Nintendo’s latest addition to the handheld world holds. Following the jump
will be an analyze of the 3DS itself as well as four games that I recommend for those looking to expand thier 3DS library.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
The Mind of Swerve: Personality Switch '05
I don't miss the dreads.
Monday, March 5, 2012
The Banner
Sorry I'm a bit late with the banner. I've been busy studying Radiohead live setlist like Dead Sea Scrolls trying to divine the future.
In the pantheon of Dungeons and Dragons monsters, the illithid, or mind flayer, don't get the reverence among non-20-sided-dice-slingers they deserve. In the game Mind flayers spit acid in your face and cast some of the nastiest spells around including the infamous Mind Blast, an attack whose side effects may include; dry mouth, vomiting, uncontrollable rage, confusion, coma, permanent insanity, shitting the bed, and/or the least worth of all -- death. To make matters even worse, illithid feasts exclusively on the brains of sentient beings.They exist only to fuck players up. But outside the worlds of Dungeons and Dragons, people rarely know what an illithid is, so those of you working on a young adult novel about a monster falling in love with a adolescent girl who sees past the monsterish features and falls in love -- consider the mind flayer.
--Edward
Thursday, March 1, 2012
A Tale of a Traveling Friend
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
And the Lord God Planted a Garden Eastward...
A Grimp getting closer to a Spectra.
I have never believed in miracles. As a child with a skeptical mind, I questioned the validity of stories filled with the workings of "once in a lifetime" saviors and their journeys. I grew up mocking and ridiculing the people who believed in such fairy tales, dismissing their ignorance and painting a red 'X' on any opinion tied to their brainwaves. That was me before witnessing a miracle firsthand. That was me before PixelJunk Eden.
Friday, February 24, 2012
A Random Thought
Most days I find myself lost in reflection as I
subconsciously gaze over the sea of faces we encounter in everyday life. Lost
in puzzling questions such as “What truly goes on behind the mask we wear in
public?” Do we all debate over present day dilemma that could hinder our future
or do we find ourselves stuck in the trench of everyday toils and the stress
which accompanies it? I always catch myself wondering how a certain person
arrived at the present state they are in and how does their view of the world differ
from mine. With the idea of solipsism I can only truly understand myself and
apply my views and experiences to understand the minds of others, which always
leaves me with a sense of isolation in a social world. This isolation has
seemed to manifest itself with technology as we walk blind and deaf through our
surroundings as the hum of music usually fills our ears and our eyes are
fixated on a little screen connected to our digital self by means of text
messages and social media updates. These distractions cause the people
surrounding us to be nothing more then leaves tumbling in the wind as we walk
like ghost invisible to others behind our technological shields. So my random
question for the day is “ Why concern yourself with how others perceive you
when most people are to busy analyzing themselves to differentiate you from the
tumbling leaf in the wind?”
Just something I was thinking about while walking on campus and listening to some post rock. So while you yourself dwell deeper on the topic at hand push play on the link below to listen to one of my favorite post rock songs at the moment: Fragile by God Is an Astronaut. It will get your creative juices flowing.
#Highfashion
~Chris
Monday, February 20, 2012
The Progressively Interactive Videos of Arcade Fire.
At
first the internet and music videos have had a tenuous relationship
with one another. The ability to watch anything whenever you want
made TV channels like MTV and VH1, where viewers were given music
videos on the provider's schedule, irrelevant. In response music
videos began popping up around the internet, but even though the
medium changed the videos did not. Just recently bands like Arcade Fire began
incorporating technology available in computers and used it to create videos
that can only be experienced on the internet.
Every
video Arcade Fire creates pushes the idea of how people view music
videos on the internet further than anyone else. Arcade Fire videos
meld simple interactive elements from video games with aesthetics of
music videos into experiences that are neither
video-game-music-videos, or music-video-video-games. The latest
audio visual experiences from the band arguably fall into the
nebulous “internet art” category.
More
on specific videos after the jump. Speakers/Headphones, and HTML 5/Flash compatibility required.
The Silver Lining of Mainstream
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